LOL DA is the best place to put up your art if you want to feel like shit. You may think you are good, a few that know you may tell you that you are but... When you put it on DA... you will be lucky to get a comment or fav from people you do not know. Why am I hear you may be thinking now? To show my friends my art but sometimes... it would be nice to get a few favs or comments from people I don't know. Guess I should start drawing men fucking other men? No wait!! I got it!! I'll draw fan art! I'll turn every anime and game character into a faggot! Now THAT will get me favs and loads of watches and comments. =.=;

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

((Let me explain this now that you are probably really confused like I was. Answer the questions, than put your answer where the number is in the paragraph above. Make sense?))

Dear Vain,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over . I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Furrel

((Wow... no offense Scout but I did not like this. x.X Its like... a cruel meme journal thing. It should be directed at someone you hate.))


I tag- I don't have anyone else to tag. My friend list is shrinking thanks to gay people fucking me up and turning my friends on me.

What would you like to see me draw? I ran out of ideas that I can actually do. Kinda at a road block or artistic block thing.

TAG TIME.

1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.

Ten things about me:
1. I'm a bitch!
2. I dislike the female body.
3. I hate boobs.
4. I'm straight and fucking proud of it!
5. I don't agree with gay couples having children. (Save me your bitching.)
6. I HATE yaoi and yuri!
7. I'm not a fucking homophobe.
8. I love bugs.
9. I love swimming in creeks than pools.
10. I don't wear makeup or use hair products aside from shampoo and conditioner.

TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:
1. Thank you for using me.
2. You're a terrible, horrible, awful person.
3. Stop fucking spreading humors about me!
4. You're still my hero.
5. You're awesome!
6. I consider you my best friend even if you are only an online friend.
7. You lost you're balls.
8. I understand your pain.
9. You're a crazy, bloody, Indian/ English man, and you're funny!
10. You are going to burn in hell and the people you love will not be there beside you.

EIGHT ways to win your heart:
1. Understand me as best as you can.
2. Put up with my aggressive personality.
3. Give me equality.
4. Respect my wishes.
5. Respect my morals.
6. Be my friend.
7. Be there for me when I need someone to listen.
8. Be a man!


SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

1. Ugh... what now?
2. What could I draw...?
3. I want to move out!
4. God I hate this country.
5. Idiot...
6. Is it time to go home yet?
7. I want it to snow...

FIVE people who mean a lot at the moment:

1. Dave (A good guy I can trust.)
2. Candy (Pretty much my best friend even though they are an online friend.)
3. Penta (Another good online friend.)
4. Dad
5. Mom

FIVE songs that you listen to often lately:

1. Bad Romance
2. Poker Face
3. Whatcha Say
4. Paparazzi
5. Scream


Tags!

Well I am back to my oldest DA account and will be uploading a lot of stuff. Be ready to be swamped with all my shit.